The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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