I wish i was in the wii world.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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