At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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