ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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