You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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