you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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