At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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