they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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