So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
MIDGETS
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I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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