her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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