Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
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