on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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