I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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