You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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