it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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