Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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