You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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