i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
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I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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