do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Holy sore nipples Batman
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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