Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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