wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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