Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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