Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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