I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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