Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
do herpes really smell.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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