So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Boobs are out for the taking
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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