It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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