chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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