North Korea, Best Korea!
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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