Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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