Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
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We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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