i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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