i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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