batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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