And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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