awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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