Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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