Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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