I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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