Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Randomize