No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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