Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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