Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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