Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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