i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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