Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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