so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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