He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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