Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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