so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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